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[09 Nov 2009|03:51pm]

anakalia_grey
[ music | The Apples In Stereo - Go ]

I'll make it easy for you: You are going to hate whatever it is you need to do to make money because you know you need to do it to make money.

This isn't to say that I hate my job, but in my head this applies to the act of chasing passions and turning them into careers. The grass always seems to be greener on the other side, maybe even edible, but then we get there and it's like "Who the fuck cares about this grass? I just want to listen to music. And I'm hungry. I can't eat this fucking grass."

Just so I don't seem like I'm whining, I'd like to say that I feel very, very blessed for this very, very easy job that makes it so much easier to live. I mean, I got a bonus today! And my dad's birthday is this weekend, so I think I'll use this bonus to get him a really nice wine.

Yes, I did manage to pull off "whine" and "wine" in the same paragraph!

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For those who read this blog for the articles [09 Nov 2009|06:31pm]
officialgaiman
posted by Neil
(Serena Altschul and some author in July, sitting on the trampoline after two days of interviews. None of which, oddly enough, were done on the trampoline.)


Mr. Neil,

I DVR'd yesterday's installment of Sunday Morning and after zipping through it back and forth multiple times cannot seem to find you, though the description indicated the correct episode. Was it bumped to next week? Have you been sucked into an alternate Neil-less universe?

A concerned reader,
Mary


I'm afraid it was bumped by the Fort Hood Massacre.

I checked: The profile CBS did of me is apparently still going out, probably some time in December, although no-one seems certain when. I was told that we could help ensure that it is broadcast (and possibly make it come out sooner than December) if CBS think people would actually like to see it. Which means that if you do want to see it, you can help the process along if you write or email CBS and (politely) tell them so:

ADDRESS:
CBS News Sunday Morning
Box O (for Osgood)
524 West 57th St.
New York, NY 10019

E-MAIL: sundays@cbsnews.com

...

My friend Steve Brust (a fine and brilliant novelist) wrote to Miss Manners about his financial issues, and what having a Donate button on a website means. She replied to him here. There's a fascinating conversation going on about it at his website that I initially missed because I was in China... Most people disagree with Miss Manners. Even I disagree with Miss Manners, and I don't have a Donate button, or use the Amazon links to generate revenue, or have advertising or anything. (That's because Harper Collins set up this website, and they pay for our bandwidth and such. If they stopped, I'd have to think about ways to make it pay for itself.)

...

Stephen King's UNDER THE DOME was one of my favourite books of the year so far. (R. Crumb's retelling of the Book of Genesis is my very favourite book of the year.) So I was pleased to be sent this link to a really wonderful Stephen King poem:


(It's published by Playboy, which means that for some of you the site may be blocked.)

There's also a Stephen King story in this week's New Yorker. http://www.newyorker.com/fiction/features/2009/11/09/091109fi_fiction_king
(Needless to say, I only read the New Yorker for the articles.)
...




Dear Neil Gaiman, I ask for half-a-moment of your time (I would not presume to ask for more). This Spring 2010 I am teaching a Topics in Literature class on YOU at Winona State University (Eng 225: Neil Gaiman). Easy enough to select representative novel (American Gods), short stories (Fragile Things), children and YA (Graveyard Book), but here's the rub: I will likely only assign one Sandman graphic novel to students. I have been debating which is most representative, most worthy of inclusion, most amenable to class discussion and student scholarship. Then I thought I'd ask you. I know you suggest above that, for questions of this sort, we consider you a dead author, but I know you're not. When I came to a similar impasse about which of Ursula Le Guin's works to include in another class, she actually replied and offered her input. I extend the same offer to you: which of the Sandman volumes would you like to see on the syllabus?
Thank you for your time,
Nicholas Ozment, English Instructor
WSU


It's a hard one. I think if I were teaching I'd either go for Season of Mists or Fables and Reflections, because both of them have stuff to teach -- those nice chewy bits that people can like or dislike, argue with or discuss. I know a lot of teachers like to teach Dream Country because a) Midsummer Night's Dream won awards, and b) it's short and c) it has a script in the back. Your call. And good luck.

...

I mentioned recently that there were some beautiful new Polish and Russian book covers for my books that I'd seen at signings, which got me thinking. The International Cover gallery on this website is incredibly out of date.

It's at http://www.neilgaiman.com/p/Works/Books/International_Covers.

And though I get a lot of foreign editions in, and will at some point head down to the basement and rummage around and scan some (this week's mail brought the two-volume Japanese edition of Anansi Boys, on the cover of which Fat Charlie is not only Very White, but also Very Thin, and the complex Chinese - ie. Taiwan and Hong Kong - edition of The Graveyard Book) I thought that blog readers, being, as you are, all over the world, might be a better resource for knowing where to look for foreign covers.

So if you have, and want to scan in or link to foreign covers we do not have posted, or are a foreign publisher and would like your books up, there is now a submission page: http://www.neilgaiman.com/extras/covers/ which lets you upload them to the webgoblin, who will put them in the gallery (and on the pages for the books in question). And perhaps we should have them arranged by country as well -- some countries, like the French and the Russians and the Poles, have had so many different covers over the years.

(Also, Absolute Death was published this week. It is amazingly beautiful. Yes, I think they overpriced it too and no, pricing decisions at DC Comics are nothing to do with me. And the audio book of Good Omens will be released tomorrow. It's read by Martin Jarvis. People have asked why it is not read by me, and I have to explain that it is because if I read it I would just be doing my Martin Jarvis reading the William storiess impression, so better by far to have the real thing.)





Was your basement finished when you purchased your home or did you have it finished for your basement library? If you finished it yourself, how difficult was it? Also, I thought I saw a dehumidifier in one of the Photosynth pictures. Do you need one because of the books?

I'm asking because we have a full unfinished basement that we would like to have finished. We are running out of room for our books also. I don't think we don't have as many as you do though. :)

Any other suggestions for such a project would be greatly appreciated!

Thanks,
C.


No, when we got here the basement had a clay floor that puddled when it rained. We hired some nice builders and spent a lot of money finishing it, putting in drainage tiles, underfloor heating and all. There's a dehumidifier there in the summer and a humidifier in the winter, because after the first few years I noticed that binding glue and leather book covers were both cracking and flaking. There's now the equivalent of a large house in basement rooms beneath this house, filled with books and CDs and suchlike stuff.

And finally, a few photos from the China trip, taken by Ian Ford (or in one case, on his camera). Ian's a travel guide who now lives in China who helped organise my travels, and came along with me for part of the journey.

Amanda and I in the silk clothes that my publisher had given us as a thank you for coming, and because they are terrific.

Amanda, Ian Ford (in the pale top, also a gift from my publishers) and.. my publishers, SF World -- who will be publishing the mainland Chinese edition of The Graveyard Book very soon, and are very excited.




I'm holding the Galaxy Award for this year, given to the foreign author most popular with Chinese reader-voters. This was my second year of winning it, so I have retired from the competition and said that they have to find a new favourite foreign author now.
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fungible: Dictionary.com Word of the Day [09 Nov 2009|12:00am]
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fungible: interchangeable.

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[08 Nov 2009|10:23pm]

brokenbacktango
[ mood | nerdy ]

I was uploading some new icons when I suddenly thought "Oh, I wish I had some Afterlives icons! Maybe I should look for some!"

And then I remembered it's actually a podcast and they don't have icons. Or pictures. I don't even know what some of these characters I love look like.

Then I was sad.

But I do know my favorite character's performance it based heavily on David Tennant, which I think is kinda ironic because I hate strongly dislike him. Maybe if he were an angel that reluctantly aided the demon army in invading heaven and inadvertently drove another angel insane before being banished to live as a human and eventually throwing himself in front of a bus because little girls die in car crashes and life isn't fair then maybe I'd like him more. Maybe. But I'd still probably like the character based on him more because David The Angel has a cloud that flies everywhere like a spaceship and I don't think David Tennant will ever have one of those.

Look, what I'm basically trying to say is GO LISTEN TO AFTERLIVES. He is one awesome character in a gaggle of awesome characters. And the clouds the angels fly around it? They sound like spaceships! How can you say no to that?!

(Ahem. Even though I totally just spoiled his backstory for you, it's still satisfying to listen to it unfold!)

ETA: I know this is only tangentially related but holy crap, is there really only one Uriel/Castiel story in existence? Are you KIDDING me?! Son, I am disappoint.

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trust issues are bubblewrap for your heart [08 Nov 2009|08:16pm]

brokenbacktango
[ mood | depressed ]

So... Real Life: The Reason I Throw Myself So Vigorously Into Fantasy )

Saw A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum at Chaffey with my mom today. It was brilliant, of course :) So many hilarious little details that came together to make one great show! I ended up going to see it twice! Of course, there was an ANNOYING AS ALL HELL child behind me that talked all the way through the show and then interrupted Luis in the middle of his speech after the final performance and I was thisclose to becoming a baby killer but... ugh. The SHOW was awesome and I wish I'd seen it more. I get the feeling that even after two viewings I still didn't catch all the funny little things going on in the background.



I don't want to alarm anyone but I think MY LIPS ARE FALLING OFF OH GOD WHYYYYY

But seriously you guys. I think they're in the death throes here. I guess I'm going to have to make an appointment with my doctor tomorrow. I hope they don't ask why I never got that blood work done. Or that gynecological thing. Sigh.

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mini ya rant [08 Nov 2009|10:47pm]

mizzmarvel
[ mood | thirsty ]
[ music | "What a Piece of Work is Man" - Hair ]

I've been so blah about reading lately, weird to say. Like, I'm reading in order to finish off my library books before they're due, but I'm not really excited about anything at the moment. And that's not how I should feel about reading!

I think part of the problem is that I've picked up a few disappointing books in a row. Speaking of which, YA novels are always about outsiders to some extent, which, okay, makes sense because every teen sees her/himself as different. But it's so often done in the context of, "Man, I'm too cool for this small town, I'm so arty and awesome and love vintage clothes and indie rock and NO ONE GETS ME!!!!!"

Which, hey, you know what? It's really hard to write a too-cool-for-school-(and-you) character in a likable way, because people like that can be incredibly annoying in real life. (Case in point: the book I just read has this girl going on how everyone in her high school acts like clones and she's so cool and different and blah blah, then puts on her Emily-the-Strange backpack. Um, buying mass produced goods from Hot Topic does not make you more awesome than everyone else.) I know it's easy for authors to relate to that, being arty, dramatic folk themselves, but it's been done to death, and it's cliche by now.

Here's what I'd like to see -- the opposite. Girl has chic, totally off the beaten path family, lives in the big city in the coolest neighborhood...and she likes country music. She wants to be a cheerleader. She hates the smell of vintage clothes stores and sneaks over to Old Navy for some capris. I don't know, I'm sure this kind of YA has been done somewhere recently, but I haven't found it. Instead, YA is all adults trying to write teens who sound cool, and you know, that's hard. And if you can't do it, please, find another way.

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I want a smile like a glistening shard I want a kiss that's as sharp as a knife [08 Nov 2009|01:13pm]

anakalia_grey
I fucking hate sundays.
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Light Up The Sky: An Allen/Lavi Ship Manifesto [08 Nov 2009|11:11pm]

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[leafyaki]
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It’s About Time We Worked Together: Yamamoto/Gokudera (Katekyo Hitman Reborn!), Part I [08 Nov 2009|05:12pm]

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Ship Manifesto, Yamamoto/Gokudera (Katekyo Hitman Reborn!), Part II [08 Nov 2009|02:32pm]

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[lampazo_libre]
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let us consume ourselves in a brilliant blaze and our ashes be content [08 Nov 2009|02:29am]

anakalia_grey
[ mood | content ]
[ music | I am trying to say what I want to say without having to say ]

the lesson of the moth )

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billet: Dictionary.com Word of the Day [08 Nov 2009|12:00am]
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billet: to quarter, or place in lodgings.

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The Skinny Newsletter: Vol 2, Issue 45 [07 Nov 2009|03:20pm]

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[gweneiriol]

The Skinny -- Original Slash and Femmeslash Newsletter
Vol 2 Issue 45

Have questions about The Skinny? Check out the FAQs!

Well, I thought I'd be better at posting every week but I've been on vacation since last Friday and I missed last week. I do apologize and thank everyone for sticking around! Hope y'all had a great Halloween too!

Fiction -

Multi-Chaptered stories:

[info]annisible has posted Ch. 15 of Ameranth & Ash (m/m, fantasy, h/c, noncon, violence).
[info]thesimblishone has posted Ch. 11 of You Just Don't Want to Live Next Door to One (m/m, paranormal, romance, comedy).
[info]letswriting has posted Ch. 3 of The General's Boy (m/m, slavfic).
[info]havah24601 has posted Ch. 5 of Waiting for Sunset (m/m, teen).
[info]bantam_menace has posted Ch. 10 of Twenty-fve Shekels (m/m, au, slavefic).[info]skysongma has posted Ch. 42 of Colorless (m/m, teen, fantasy).
[info]chrysante_blue has posted Ch. 1 of Intaglio (m/m, futurefic, angst).
[info]laurabryannan has posted Ch. 17 of Knockin' on Heaven's Door (m/m, yaoi).[info]silver_etoile has posted Ch. 6 of Blame the Night (m/m, contemp).
[info]ryui has posted Ch 11 of Dichotomy: Majesty (m/m, slavefic, fantasy).

Short and/or Stand Alone stories:

[info]lytrigian has posted The Secret Oasis (m/m, yaoi, fantasy).
[info]namelesswalker has posted Drastic, but Necessary (m/m, romace, yaoi).
[info]maderr has posted some snippets (m/m, fantasy, various).
[info]libb_drew has posted Truth in Advertising ficlet: For Real (m/m) and Attitude (m/m).
[info]mugi_sensei has posted Afterwards (m/m, yaoi, teen, romance).
[info]rosestoo has posted The In-Between (m/m, yaoi, horror).
[info]bb_shousetsu has posted Bang*Bang no. 21 (m/m, yaoi, various authors).
[info]oxdikeyatbestxo has posted Away (m/m, horror, angst, romance).

Everything Else - 

Art and Photography:

[info]flowersforsasha m/m webcomic created by [info]vsentyabre.
[info]myrkur102 has posted Jarah and Olivia a f/f webcomic.
[info]androgynous_sin has posted a m/m piece of art called Submission.


Beta Requests:

[info]find_me_a_beta and [info]beta_search are both comms for people to hunt for betas.

Communities and Calls for Submissions:

To find the latest in calls for submissions, check out [info]erotic_authors.
[info]bb_shousetsu has a call out for submissions to Bang*Bang no. 22.

You might also check out the websites for the publishing companies below.

Discussions:

[info]origslash_rants
[info]writing_sex
[info]writers_loft
[info]meta_writer

Miscellaneous:

If you're looking for answers to questions you have about, well, just about anything, check out [info]little_details.
[info]web_writers is a comm dedicated to writers who publish on the Net.
[info]mm_fiction_news is a place with the latest on m/m fiction.


Non-LJ Resources for Writers and Readers:

Note: Some of the following are NSFW and should be viewed only when you think best.

Writers:

On-Line Etymology Dictionary
Google
Wikipedia
Minotaur's Sex Tips for Slash Writers
Slang Dictionary
Urban Dictionary
20000-Names.com
Encyclopedia Mythica
Internet Sacred Texts Archive
The GLBT Bookshelf
Andrew Lang's Fairy Tales Book
Folklore and Mythology Electronic Text

Readers:


Note:  If you have blogs or other archive sites for original m/m or f/f fics please send me the link at originalslash.news@gmail.com.

Adultfanfiction.net: Original Fiction Section
Nifty.org: Please be aware, due to various subject matters and because of the author's skill level, to approach all stories at this site with a sense of humor and a hand on the back button.
Gay Authors: Original Gay Fiction Archive.

Professional Blogs/Subscription Sites:

[info]lt3_network is the comm for Less Than 3 Presses.
[info]matthewtime is the comm for In This Land.

Professional Fiction:


LJ site: [info]circletpress
New Releases by Circlet Press.

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LJ site: [info]cpllc
New Releases by Changling Press.

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LJ site: [info]looseidauthors
New Releases by Loose-ID.

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LJ site: [info]mlrpressauthors
New Releases by MLR.

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LJ site: [info]samhain_news
New Releases by Samhain Press.

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LJ sites: [info]torquere_social and [info]tp_reviews
New Releases by Torquere Press.

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LJ site: [info]verb_noire
New Releases by Verb Noire.

Self-published:

If you self-publish and would like me to add you to this list, please comment to this post and I'll add your info to next week's issue. Thanks!

A. J. Marag ([info]a_j_mirag): Lulu Store
Ann Sommerville ([info]logophilos): Lulu Store
Lemons and Creams ([info]lemonsandcream): Lulu Store
Megan Derr ([info]maderr): Megan's Store and Less than Three Press e-books
Vixen Phillips ([info]lilimist): Lost Violet Press</span>
Matthew Haldeman-Time ([info]matthewtime): Lulu Store
M. Chandler ([info]teamtemplar): Lulu Store
Vincent Diamond ([info]vdiamond): Smashwords and Amazon

Reviews:

[info]speaksitsname has multi reviews, links, and resources for Gay Historical Fiction.
[info]uniquepleasur "Links and reviews for homoerotic and lesbian fiction, art and other media".
[info]revsbyjessewave reviews, and more, for originalslash (m/m) stories.
[info]elisa_rolle reviews many and various gltb stories and novels at her website.
[info]the_slash_pile has originalslash stories, art, and more.
[info]krisngoodbooks, [info]emmyjag, and [info]slashreaders posts reviews of m/m profictions stories.

Users' Recs:

Diluain's fics

Note: Information on submissions to the newsletter can be found here. Additionally, please feel free to pass on info about comms, recs, or other original/femmeslash fics, arts, etc. in the comments to this post or send me an email at originalslash.news@gmail.com. Thanks!

Newsletter Key:
M/M: male slash
F/F: female slash
NSFW: not safe for work
MPREG: male pregnancy
BDSM: bondage and discipline, dominance and submission, sadism and masochism
non-con: non-consensual sex
dub-con: dubious consent
multi: multiple partners
poly: polyamory
contemp: contemporary
scifi: science fiction
teen: teenage character(s)

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this entry brought to you by: cookies for breakfast [07 Nov 2009|10:34am]

brokenbacktango
[ mood | discontent ]

QUICK, SOMEONE INVENT A TIME MACHINE AND TEACH MY -24 HOURS AGO SELF HOW TO FLIRT. THIS IS VITALLY IMPORTANT.

Ok, ok, I'll quit with the caps. But seriously you guys. Teach me how to flirt because I just got schooled on how sorely lacking my skills are. Not that she was interested but dammit, I'm even worse at flirting with girls than I am with guys! And then after I bombed with her, I went and bombed with a guy I had a semi-date-shaped meeting with.

*sigh*

I am so desperately behind on NaNoWriMo. Well, "behind" if you're going by the daily word count thingmabob. You're never REALLY behind until the end, when you suddenly lose horrifically and only have 16,000 words instead of 50,000. Oh, those were good times last year... but I'm sure this year will be different! *cough*

Question: some random person from your Meetup.com group asks you out on a date based on that fact that you must have similar interests since you're in the same group. What do you do? My answer was to become a marine biologist and start the seaQuest program but I don't think that quite applies here. I have a pitchfork and some matches, maybe I could catch him and burn him at the stake? Is that what flirting is, LiveJournal?

- )

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abeyance: Dictionary.com Word of the Day [07 Nov 2009|12:00am]
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abeyance: suspension; temporary cessation.

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books of 2009 [06 Nov 2009|10:58pm]

mizzmarvel
[ mood | drained ]
[ music | "I Got Life" - Hair ]

Books read in October )

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"I should've known with a boy like you, your middle name is 'Always'... [06 Nov 2009|08:32pm]

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Final Reminder for Bookshops [06 Nov 2009|10:37pm]
officialgaiman
posted by Neil
A quick reminder (as I was just asked) that today is the day that the bookshop Graveyard Book party reports have to be in to Harper Collins. By 9 pm PST.

http://files.harpercollins.com/Mktg/HarperChildrens/PDF/GraveyardContest_rules.pdf are the rules and info for those who lost them.

Hi Mr. Gaiman,

I was disappointed today to read you won't be part of the judging for The Graveyard Book contests. My not-wealthy, middle-of-nowhere bookstore just sent in its entry, and something we're concerned about is the fairness of judging.

For example, independent bookstores like Powell's (I'm sure you know) easily have enough money and are in a convenient enough location to ask you to come at one time or another. Against stores like that, who were able to put more money into their parties, we stand little chance.

I don't think that it's a lost cause for us; we were very creative. I'm just nervous to know you won't be judging. Can you tell me whether you think the judges will take things like size and location of bookstores into account? It would make me sleep a little easier until the results are announced.

Tusen takk,
Allison


Well, per the rules, the judging is based on:

(i) Overall creativity of the Party, as demonstrated by the invitations, signage, decorations, activities, entertainment, and refreshments.
(ii) Customer attendance and response (i.e., enthusiasm, costumes, participation).
(iii) Ability to capture and represent the spirit of The Graveyard Book.

...specifically to reward creativity, and not the ability to outspend other shops. (That was also why the party had to actually be at the bookshop, and not at another location.)

I asked my editor, Elise Howard, and she said,

Gosh, yes. Here's what we think is happening. We are looking at all the entries. On Monday, we'll send you the best 11, from which you will choose the Grand Prize Winner. The rest will get the first-prize package. So the short answer is that you ARE helping to choose.

The longer answer is that we will be very fair and will consider creativity, which includes work done with available resources, along with pure execution. (Don't you think? We haven't done anything yet; still waiting for more entries to come in.)


...which means that

a) I was wrong and will be the ultimate judge, from the shortlist. (Damn.)

and

b) everyone's on a level playing field.

Does that help reassure you?

PS -- Widgett's Graveyard Book Dessert competition winners have been announced over at http://www.needcoffee.com/2009/11/06/graveyard-book-dessert-challenge-winners/.

This one had NOTHING to do with me at all. But lor' the winning desserts look tasty...
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felicitous: Dictionary.com Word of the Day [06 Nov 2009|12:00am]
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felicitous: apt or appropriate; also, delightful.

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